I bought a somewhat see-through tank top the other day. Apparently it’s too much for my very conservative and repressed 7 year old daughter to deal with.
Elise: Mom, that shirt is SEE-THROUGH. If shirts are see-through, people can SEE your bra! Or your boobs! Or your (tears her own shirt off, points at chest with both hands, starts loudly singing and dancing) TINY LITTLE NIPPLES, TINY LITTLE NIPPLES, OH YEAH, OH YEAH, MY TINY LITTLE NIPPLES, OH YEAH..”
And then she danced off down the hall, topless, to sing at her horrified brothers.