Anonymous asked: Have your kids ever had lice? be honest
"be honest" - whenever I see this, I want to just say, "Fuck you," because A. It’s not like I’m normally lying, and B. why would I be ashamed of that? There’s a lice epidemic at Isaac and Elise’s school right now. We’ve gotten it from Mindy’s kids and Kristin’s kids. We’ve given it to Dama and her girls twice. This is south Florida.