Ladies, stop hovering over the damned toilet seats and spraying your urine everywhere! It’s disgusting, and I shouldn’t have to mop it up before I can go. We are not anatomically designed to even be able to mess up toilet seats, you are basically going out of your way and doing it on purpose - sit your asses down so we can all enjoy some basic cleanliness!
Seriously who are these bitches who just leave their urine all over the seat and then come waltzing out and stand their washing their precious hands - when there’s a line outside the stalls and they have to walk right past the chick who’s gonna be going in there to discover and then wipe up their stranger pee?!?!
If you’re that paranoid about germs at least have the courtesy to clean up after your own nasty self.