I have the most bizarre sex related injury. The roof of my mouth is rubbed raw - like visible abrasion that felt shredded this morning - from somehow rubbing it against the fitted sheet. I know I was acting like I was melting in a vat of hot frying oil or something, totally out of my fucking mind to where I was really kind of embarrassed afterward… But I had no idea I was wearing away the roof of my mouth against the mattress. I mean what the hell, it’s 24 hours later and this has hurt all day. It makes no sense that this is even possible.