DeVito & Perlman Cite Sexlessness in Divorce
Still reeling from the shock of the split of Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, the public finally has a reason listed for their divorce.
They only had sex 3 times, and every instance led to a child. The papers are quite explicit and go into great depths as to how DeVito couldn’t satisfy Perlman’s needs.
“His ass sits on his shoulders. His whole back is an ass,” wrote Perlman, “and I didn’t like Matilda.”
The starlet wasn’t the only one writing. DeVito told of Perlman’s impossible to love build, saying that “she’s too damn tall. I need to take an elevator to suck on her titties!”
Needless to say, this is a gross divorce, the likes of which everyone will be glad to forget.
I love it that they’re having fun with this, not talking to the press and then making the legal papers they can’t hide totally ridiculous. It makes it seem much more amicable, too. Although I have to laugh at the idea that the public is “reeling” over this O_o